Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

by Drosophila September 2, 2010

Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

poopanoosa

poop mixed with chapstick

-Hey, I ran out of poopanoosa; can I borrow some?

-Sure, today's flavor is bacon and corn with Dr. Pepper lipsmackers.

by KT Lang March 1, 2010

Poopanic

The immediate sense of dread when you've already begun the process of defecation and you notice insufficient toilet paper for the deed intended.

I dropped my trousers and sat down, only to look at the roll and instantly felt poopanic.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

poolaroid

a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet

"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"

by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022

Poopadoodle

A poopadoodle is a word that is described to a person who as a poopish feel about them. They are usually a pretty person that you feel so jealous of them that you feel like poop. It can also be used as saying "OH POOPADOODLE" like saying oh crap! Many people have used this term to insult people who are being mean to them too.

OHH POOPADOODLE" " DAMMNNNN I FEEL LIKE SUCH A POOPADODDLE

by JTTisAdino September 10, 2010