Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 26, 2003

poop stick

1. A person who sucks just a little bit.
2. An expletive.
3. A log shaped piece of poop.

You little poop stick

by slasher March 26, 2003

poop stick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

by the real definition master November 12, 2014

mexican poop stick

A turdling on a stick covered in taco spices and mexican cheese given to one partner by another as a gift or summer treat

man that sure was a delicious mexican poop stick i ate last night my wife really knows how to make it the best.

by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009

Poop on a stick

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

by aintnohollabackgurl January 24, 2011

poop on a stick

A tasty treat for all the girls and boys!

I'm kinda hungry, anyone want poop on a stick?

by Topher the great October 21, 2007

Poop on a stick!

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008