a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

poontank

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

poontangry

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.

Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Poontangerang

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.

Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

by D.R. Strange May 9, 2007

PoonTang Clan

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.

I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!

by redblade77 April 11, 2008

poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander

"Let's go get us some poontang!"

by JtothaC March 13, 2005

Poontangrage

When a bro has been snagging all the poon he can handle. Involves getting poontang on a daily basis.

Bro 1: Dude ive been on a major poontangrage lately
Bro 2: Oh really bro?

by Masterofpoon September 11, 2011