poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)

Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...

by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

poocube

a poocube is a mole that belongs to the arm of the sloph aka tozzer.

dan says " toby put a long sleeve top on cus ur 'datty grubby shitty piece of mud war' poocube is scannin me.

toby says " fuck off its just a mole "

dan says" purt a cast on it dawg cs its guna eat my eye out"

toby says" leave me alone js imagine it as a magical mud mountain.

dan says " did u get ur wrist stuck in the toilet "

toby says" grrr!"

by Daniel Stephen Douglas James Harris September 8, 2006

doocumber

A turd (or shit) the size and shape of a cucumber.

I ate lots of stirfry and shat the biggest doocumber ever.

by mardanlin October 29, 2010

Pewcumber

A cucumber after it's been stuck up your own or someone else's butt

Anyone want a pewcumber in their salad?

by Markt8348 December 24, 2014

Zoocumber

Inserting a zucchini and a cucumber in a double penetration fashion with or without lube. Non lube participants are whores which are respected as such in a much higher manor for not being a little bitch.

On a lonely Saturday I got tired of the old vibrator and decided to give myself a zoocumber and it was amazing. Looks like I dont need to keep buying batteries...

by Place pseudonym here July 7, 2018

Poosumer

A prosumer but with Poo. It's for sustainability similar to Perpetual Cornage.

Did you hear? Nick has started the Poosumer diet

by Rhbrhngf February 17, 2026