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Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
by Radkid213 August 30, 2013
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screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat
by master battes October 15, 2007
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Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
by Britmanda April 10, 2010
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Poochi

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019
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Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!
by suddensaxon September 10, 2013
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