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pont

the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it
ku <3 EbaK: haha, pont
noob1: :'
by jason October 12, 2004
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Ponts

Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.
(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.
by Rufio. March 29, 2010
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Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts
1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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pont

An attack term placing excessive emphasis on femininity. This term was created by King Jeffries while he looked for the dead body of Chief Cochise of the legendary Apache tribe.
"You fucking pont."
"He's a nice guy and all, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he's a pont."
by King Jeffries March 16, 2005
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Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.
Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"
by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019
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ponte vergas

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them
Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora
by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017
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