ponch

nickname for highway patrolman frank poncharello in the classic tv show CHiPs. Latin Lovemacheen to the ladies. The coolest mofo ever on television.

Hey Ponch, Gatraer's really pissed off that youve been banging Bonnie in the back of her squad car.

by Grossie September 21, 2003

ponch

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section

I can see her ponch through her pants!

by mel September 15, 2003

Ponche

Heavily sweet liqueur with a pronounced sherry-brandy taste and raisin overtones.

Rashid likes to drink Ponche.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

ponching

When your friend wearing a poncho tries to intiatate a conversation/date with someone of the opposite sex.

Dusty was wearing that gay poncho last night. And he was totally ponching on your girl.

by TuckHerInn December 7, 2009

ponch

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.

Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand

by [e-mail] July 16, 2008

ponched

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

John: Wow I can't even remember why we were even talking about unicorns
Bill: Well I made a joke and Chris ponched it
John: Oh yeah, he seriously murdered that joke

by white egyptian May 28, 2010

ponch

used to define a man who possess much swag and/or game. derived from the character of the hit show Chips.

"Dude, you're such the Ponch!"

by mumblestiltskin October 21, 2011