Poll of the Day (PotD)

Possibly the best social board on GameFAQs.com. AKA PotD.

Liek OMG PotD is teh best board!

by Anonymouse PotD user May 24, 2003

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Poll Tax

Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse

Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax.

by TomisGod November 25, 2007

poll smoking

A website devoted to political polls. pollsmoking.com

Poll Smoking the 2008 Presidential Election.

by Ian Hough January 15, 2008

poll dancing

The dance one does in celebration of winning a presidential election

"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."

by Phillip Reacher March 17, 2014

poll whore

A term used to describe people on www.gaiaonline.com who go into threads and vote on polls to get 10 gold every time they vote.

Poll Whore: Hey I vote on threads to get gold!

Everyone: POLL WHORE!!

by matio bello September 11, 2005

Poll Turtle

An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.

One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"

by RattleMeSnake March 24, 2009