A place where inbreeding is highly encouraged, women resemble big feet who intentionally grow their pubic hair 6 - 8 inches in length. Fellas of this region neither read nor write and jam copious amounts of smokeless tobacco into their lips and anus holes. County leaders openly surf internet porn whilst fondling horse testicles and the police patrol the streets with unwiped butts and anal beads hanging around their necks. Backwards is often frontwards and old people smell of rancid fart gas. Children never leave for fear of a reality check and the lions varsity football team showers with each other unnecessarily. The local gymnastics shack hosts booger eating contests. Drugs abound and drunkards attend baptist church under the guise of holiness. Residents - in general - are incapable of passing a basic written IQ test. All in all, you would be better off moving into a known lepper colony.
Jeb: I'm fixing to go to the Sonic in polk county texas
Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?
Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu
Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners
Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?
Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu
Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners
by jive-turkey December 29, 2010
Get the polk county texas mug.Fantasy Football term when a player (non-QB) scores 4 TD's in a single game (mostly referring to a Prime Time game) , an homage to Al Bundy, who while playing running back for the Polk High Panthers scored 4 touchdowns in the 1966 City Championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School.
by TeamUKR November 24, 2016
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1. A city inside of Polk County where the population of cows is higher than the population of people.
2. A city which is so small that there is no city police. There aren't even stop lights, the only one is a caution light in front of the elementary school.
3. Where the rumorous Orlampa is located.
4. The true lightning capital of the world.
2. A city which is so small that there is no city police. There aren't even stop lights, the only one is a caution light in front of the elementary school.
3. Where the rumorous Orlampa is located.
4. The true lightning capital of the world.
by firedragon88_3 February 11, 2009
Get the Polk City mug.**takes place in polk county**
Guy1:*takes hit of meth*
Guy2: hey man you shouldn't do that stuff its bad for you
Guy1:wtf ever man
God:*strikes Guy1 with lightning*
Guy2: see, told ya
Guy1:*takes hit of meth*
Guy2: hey man you shouldn't do that stuff its bad for you
Guy1:wtf ever man
God:*strikes Guy1 with lightning*
Guy2: see, told ya
by Nick(i do bad things and run) March 15, 2007
Get the Polk County mug.It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.
by Southern Lady April 7, 2004
Get the polk salad mug.Polk salad is a toxic plant containing phytolaccatoxin and phytolaccigenin. These substances are toxic to mammals and may cause death. Polk salad is however eaten in the Southeren United states. The young greens should be boiled and drained three times to purge the toxins before they are fried in hot oil or bacon fat with eggs. Polk salad likley gained popularity in the south during hard times when people had little else to eat.
by ARC26 April 21, 2008
Get the POLK SALAD mug.1.The worst, countrified, dirtiest County in the State of Florida. The only county in Florida that is considered the South, filled with Rednecks, Mexicans,Haitians, and of course the ghetto ass Blacks.
2. Home of the OakHillBoyz and their famous song "Paralyze" Still being played in local Polk County clubs/ hood parties.
3. A place where everyone happens to be related.
4. A place where people from the South tend to migrate.
2. Home of the OakHillBoyz and their famous song "Paralyze" Still being played in local Polk County clubs/ hood parties.
3. A place where everyone happens to be related.
4. A place where people from the South tend to migrate.
Tom: "So where are you guys from?"
Billy and friends: " Oh we're from Polk County"
Tom: "Oh that country, dirty place right?"
Billy: "Yup pretty much"
Laya: "Who you reppin?"
Joshonda: "You know I be reppin that 863, Wuz Up!!!!"
Billy and friends: " Oh we're from Polk County"
Tom: "Oh that country, dirty place right?"
Billy: "Yup pretty much"
Laya: "Who you reppin?"
Joshonda: "You know I be reppin that 863, Wuz Up!!!!"
by Untold863 August 10, 2012
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