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Toilet Polio

When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
by I only wipe once February 23, 2011
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Poldo

AKA "Mrpoldoackbar" or "WomboPoldo" , Poldo Is an italian streamer and youtuber known for his meme culture and his passion and knowledge regarding music, especially metal.
His carrier on the internet started on YouTube where he used to upload YTPs that rapidly became the most popular in Italy. Thanks also to the collaborations with medium-big channels in Italy like "InoobChannel" or "Bertra", he was able to create a community of his own that still follows him today during his really cool streams.
x: Who are you watching?
Y: Poldo
x: Oh that guy that maked ytp

Y: fuck off
by Kailapaperaarmatalesbica February 2, 2022
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Polio Day

1. The day spent in bed nursing a hangover

2. Following a night of heavy drinking/debauchery you might spend the next day sitting in bed watching day-time TV or re-runs from the comfort of your bedroom

3. Being so hungover or ill that you are unable to physically move your legs and leave the bed
Examples:

1. The day after his 21st Birthday, Chris had a Polio Day and spent his time watching all of Dexter Season 2.

2. The Dickinson College student was so sick after a night of drinking that the entire next day was a Polio Day and he did not move his legs once.
by CC89 July 11, 2011
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shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.
Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!
by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009
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Marco Polio

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.
An average game of Marco Polio...

"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
by SCBacon March 12, 2010
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polidactyl

1. A disease that is found in cats and other animals which makes the cat have extra fingers or thumbs. It is fairly common in cats.
Some person:"Holy shit! your cat has thumbs!"
Me:"yeah, its polidactyl"
by Johnny Dillinger November 8, 2003
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PoliDicks

Jerk activities that relate to influencing the policies of a government.
The Conservative movement clearly is run by a house of PoliDicks.
by Amyham5 January 14, 2015
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