~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal May 23, 2007
A pre-ejaculatory maneuver performed during intercourse (generally when the female is 'riding' on top) that is used as an alternative form of contraception. The maneuver involves converting one's momentum into a strong pelvic thrust to toss the female off in order to avoid busting inside of her. This move is particularly useful with 'trappers' who intend to get pregnant without the conscent of the male participant
"I was about to bust, and the bitch wouldn't get off, so i gave that trapping-ass ho the pole vault!"
by mike shay March 04, 2008
The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)
by Katie February 10, 2005
The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.
by Meowrific March 23, 2020
one of the most dangerous sports in the world, can only be preformed by the most skilled athletes, niggas cant do this sport
by MFBA May 25, 2011
by Klausey September 15, 2009
The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018