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Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012
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battery powered

Something that can give immense pleasure until the batteries are dead.

Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.
Radio controlled cars, ipods, remote controls and vibrators are all battery powered.
by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006
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armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
by Silence November 9, 2003
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PokerDan

A 300 pound man living in his mothers basement and fulfulling his life by relentlessly trolling a parenting forum, posting pictures of women on motherless with made up stories all while eating nachos.
Go get a job, you don't want to end up like PokerDan!
by lawlling December 2, 2011
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Rocket-powered shit

A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.

When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes

(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.

John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.

John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
by citropussy September 6, 2013
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a message that shows up on the page where you add a word to urban dictionary.
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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