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pussification

The state of mind that a man undergoes when he has lost any control that he ever had in a relationship with a woman. The point in a relationship where a man becomes his mates personal bitch. Once pussification takes over the man will spend every waking minute thinking of ways to please his mate.
"Hey Mike, wanna grab a beer after work?"
"Thanks guys, but I can't, I have to hurry home to give the cat a bath so that I'll have time to watch Seventh Heaven with the princess"
"Holy Shit!! Mike!! You've got pussification. We need to get alcohol in you right away"
by Captain Cock February 17, 2004
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Pokification

Pokification of pokicial proportions.
by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008
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Pussification

When all our so called advances in technology make us weaker..
Hey I hope my emergency alerts don't go off on my way to work again . Last time that eminent danger alert sounded off . I panicked and didn't pay sttention to Google maps and I ended up in a unfamiliar part of town . I was so scared I locked my doors and texted in sick for weeks .I am in therapy now for PTSD.

OLD MAN SAYS : YUP SON YOU ARE PART OF Pussification of America. Good luck Nancy boy !
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
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Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.
The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.
by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010
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Pissification

/pis-if-kāSH(ə)n/
Verb:

1. Where the owner of a discord server forcefully changes your nickname to something urine related. This is typically a holy event, where you may be turned over to a side you are unwilling to be on.

2. To have your nickname on a discord serve changed to something related to urine.
Ipeeupat5am: I'm having PTSD flashbacks to when I got pissified...
Squid pee in ur hair: Shush, pissification is a holy event
by DracofuckedHarry October 5, 2021
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pornification

To add pornographic content to an object.

The word used by Cassiel when he quit producing ToB N because some DotA-loving fag leaked the beta version 11. Instead, now he is working on pornifying DotA because surely with his great map-making ability and his JASS knowlege, he could create a better spoof on DotA without creating millions of memory leaks or using global variables for every little inane thing.
THE TIME FOR INTERNET PORNIFICATION HAS COME!

-Some Rich Guy at Playboy HQ
by Raven October 27, 2004
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poosification

The act of turning into a poosy. Generally in this short process, heavy regret is felt. Such questions enter the poosy's mind as "damn why did i poos out", "fook im such a poosy" .

A newly turned poosy is irritable and angry, and abides to his bed time before anything else.
Aaron Hemmers knew he was undergoing poosification . He refused to explain the situation with the girl and stated "it's way past my bed time" and abrubtly signed off.
by rmatic August 28, 2006
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