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Bisectional Glutophilia 

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.
She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

plutophile 

A person who loves the planet Pluto and feels all of life is diminished without it being the 9th planet of the solar system.
The Plutophile pleaded that New Horizons in 2015 proved Pluto has a heart, and it will remain broken until its status as a full planet is rightfully restored.
plutophile by aresmars2000 June 8, 2018

Poutiphiliac 

A person who enjoys sex with passed out males/females
This man was a poutiphiliac
Poutiphiliac by Poutiphiliac April 28, 2011

plushophilia

A human sexual condtion that causes people to be sexually attracted to stuffed animals and people in plush suits. These people are not normal...in fact, they're fucked up. It's not cool.
plushophilia by uberbar August 7, 2004

plushophilia

weird fuckin people wanna fuck teddy bears
im going to kill everyone with plushophilia
plushophilia by armored truck January 10, 2020

Puntophilia 

Having an excessive zeal for Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn
you're acts seem like puntophilia to me
Puntophilia by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019