Plutocracy

noun -

1. A political system governed by a dog.

1.
April: Did you see that stupid broad?
May: What broad?
April: That bitch is bein' walked by her dog!
May: Haha, her house gotta be a straight plutocracy!

2.
Jim: Didja hear who they elected as the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky?
Bob: Nah bro, who?
Jim: Goofy! A DOG! Can you believe it?
Bob: Looks like that town's a real plutocracy!

by Urbanium January 21, 2010

Plutocracy

The American Government

There is a conspiracy theory about why Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore... NASA thought it sounded like "Plutocracy" and thought the public would start thinking that Pluto and America were the same thing

by Echold2006 June 18, 2022

GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy

The Political Party of the very few wealthiest people who are committed to forcing pregnancies to birth, empowering abusers, degrading women, dehumanizing LGBTQ+ people, dehumanizing and deporting human beings without proper immigration documentation, ignoring science, detesting education, valorizing violence, terrorizing racial, ethnic, sexual, and religious minorities of every kind.

GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy wants to remake the United States of America in the image of Gilead, the country that replaces the United States in Margaret Atwood's book, The Handmaid's Tale. And the GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy's detailed plan to achieve this theocracy is called Project 2025, which is funded by oligarchs, the tiny group of the most elite, wealthiest people who have ever lived.

by NeologianPJG February 2, 2025

GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

Originally, this name referred to the Republican Party's nickname of the Grand Old Party. However, in light of the Republican's love for God and billionaires, it should be God's Own Plutocrats. All of their policies seem to favor the extremely rich, religious and white.

The Republican Party is no longer the Grand Old Party of Lincoln, but rather is the GOP-God's Own Plutocrats

by MVCatdaddy May 8, 2018

Putacracy

System of government where all decisions are made by prostitutes.

I was sitting in Senator Crumb's office the other day and a lobbyist came in with a bill written and a box full of money. We're living in a Putacracy

by Duncan7 March 9, 2011

plutocrat

Someone who exercises power through wealth.

A government or state controlled by the wealthy.

Plutocrats have a larger control over the world then ever before.

by apexcp July 5, 2005

pluKochracy

Power to the wealthy. Exacerbated by the SCOTUS ruling of Citizens United (1/10) which has, at least to this point, put the Republican corporatist party back in the front seat of the car, with a grip on the purse strings of America.

The billionaire Koch brothers (Koch Industries) have funded an astroturf army of unwitting soldiers (aka TeaPartiers) to lead the country toward an oligarchy of the wealthy, aka a pluKochracy.

by tifosa February 19, 2011