plum

A person who does a stupid action or says somthing stupid

Sam Wilson aka sitting duck

by KeNjAra March 11, 2003

Plumming

Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating

Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming

by Clitflab July 9, 2019

plum

A plum is also a person who is a symbol of peace. There are the Bloods, who are red, and the Crips, who are blue, and then there are the Plums, who are purple (a combination of the two, if you will).

Plums are also ultra fly people who spend their time being stared at for their pure beauty and awesomeness. They rarely say stupid things and are farther away from the previous (idiotic) definition of "a short fat kid" than the Earth is from the sun.

Blood: I'ma kill you!!
Crip: No, i'ma kill you!
Plum: Come on guys...

Person 1: You know, I thought I was cool, but that was before I met a plum.
Person 2: DAMN! You are so lucky...I wish I was a plum.

by Yophia Bursazhevsky April 4, 2009

Plum

A person who is dumb.

Max drops his computer and Dennis says. 'What the fuck are ya doing, ya plum!"

by beastz April 25, 2017

Plum

Plum:

A word used to emphasize or draw attention to the following word, especially in a positive setting, although it can be used in a variety of settings.

Person 1: I got the job!
person 2: Thats plum awesome!

or alternatively

Person 1: She dumped me on by birthday dude...
person 2: Thats plum lame

by plum... March 22, 2009

Plum

A female of asian heritage that is incredibly attractive, small, soft and silky.

That asian lady over there is such a plum.

by Boosty May 7, 2017

Plum

Somethng which is realy good, or exactly right.

Matt hits a 6 in back yard cricket, he points to the air, running the length of the pitch yelling "Thats Plum!!!"

"Mate, see that chick over there? Shes plum."

by J R D October 24, 2008