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plumper

1. A partial boner.
2. A slight erection in which the cock becomes plump, as like a boiled hot dog.

"Women claim this state to be the best feeling in their mouths."

"A bit on the chewy side is always good!"
"Hey how about a hot dog Collin...."
"No thanks Scott gave me a plumper a little while ago."
by Tthe Authority December 4, 2007
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plumper

a euphemistic word to describe a hog-like woman
Jeebus, Katie is quite the plumper. And Dave fucks that?!?!?
by ttocs May 29, 2004
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plumper

Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.

On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
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plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.
The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.
by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005
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plumpers

a website where morbidly obese women show there FUPA's to fat men who eat nothing but mediocre steaks and twice baked potatoes. The fat man who denies ever visting this website cant find his own penis because he is so fat.
Jon denies visiting the plumpers website.
by G-Men December 27, 2006
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plumper

John really gets into fat chicks. What a fucking plumper.
by ziptied April 1, 2003
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Plumpers

Abnormally large and bulbous labia majorae. Having a round and plump vagina.
You know from her pants that she definitely has some juicy plumpers hidden in there!!
by Fckshack301 June 6, 2017
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