Pledgetables

Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.

"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."

by Jimbles March 16, 2008

Pludge

The sound of sloppy ass sex.

Me and Katie were having ass sex, but I couldn't hear the radio over the pludge.

by Noise Namer November 13, 2009

Pudgetastic

When your girlfriend has gained a little weight but you still think she’s fantastic.

Don’t worry about your weight; you’re pudgetastic.

by Harperlee November 13, 2017

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016