Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

Plooting

The act of eating ones booty hole.

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass

by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Plooping

The act of putting Mentos mints and then pouring Coke cola inside your rectum to create frothy bowel movements.

Why is Gale's bathroom such a mess? I hear she was plooping.

by D3 artist May 4, 2016

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Ploozing

the act of playing & boozing.

example 1: dude, we got so fuckin' drunk ploozing last night.

example 2: tessie, brooke, jaycie, & haley love to plooze

by iliketurtles429 September 19, 2011