Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.
supplement for viagra.
Lora let's me do the pooning.
by Heyhohe January 25, 2022
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Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
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Other dude: Eating ass
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Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
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