Plogging

to blog while pooping. Plogging.

So last night I was plogging about the Senate race, when I totally got urine all over the keyboard.

by Reginald Buxley November 8, 2006

Pledging Lucifer

Pledging Lucifer is the process of pledging yourself to Lucifer as a killer and as a Satanist.

People are pledging Lucifer at the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020

Pledging

Dusting furniture typically with a furniture polish applied with an aeresol can.

Mom and Dad are coming up for Mother's day, so I need to get Pledging this place.

by Alfetta159 September 9, 2010

Plooging

Reaching orgasm

"I'm plooging right now."
"I;m gonna ploog!"

by meaningofploog October 18, 2016

Plodgin

Def #1: "plodding caused by a surfeit of gin"
Def #2: "a gin soaked plodder"

"dear me tom, you do seem to have become quite the plodgin"
interchangable for other sentences

by whitekat777 April 21, 2010

Prodging

Where 2 people having intercourse are in the same room as another 2 people also having intercourse, the 2 couples watch each other.
This is not to be confused with an orgy

Me, my girlfriend were prodging with Alice and Robert last night. It felt like watching a live porno.

by James the Beaver October 12, 2007

Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.

Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.

Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment?

Dude: Sure.

Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009