Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

Platonically Cucked

(n.) A situation in which you're friends with a person or a group of people in theory, but they ignore you frequently, barely invite you anywhere, or have a group chat without you.

Bro, did you hear about how Anna cut off her entire friend group recently? Guess she finally got fed up with being platonically cucked.

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 21, 2025

Platonicly Gay

You don't like the same gender, but you would still do the dirty with them.

I don't like men, but I'll still suck their dick because I'm platonicly gay.

by The Word Nizard December 22, 2021

Plafontically

To love someone platonically over the internet.

Omg girl I love you. Plafontically of course ❤️

by Jeannie-B. August 30, 2020

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

platonicralysis

Platonicralysis is the inability to see other people as romantic interests because one is stuck in platonic friendship (or friendzone) with his or her current romantic interest. It's a romantic paralysis for a person in platonic relationship with their onetis

Poor John, he's so into this girl Mary who friendzoned him that he cannot see other interesting girls around him. He's got platonicralysis.

by JP08 May 26, 2014