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Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018
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platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.
All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.
by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015
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Platformist

A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.
I want Galaxy Default V3 on quest now, but the creators a platformist smh.
by Knight~ October 1, 2021
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Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
by Romancell March 11, 2023
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Platformstrawmanculture

Platformstrawmanculture is a term used within contentinternet describing how mainstream digital platforms algorithmically amplify superficial or intentionally distorted strawman portrayals of others to drive engagement. Participants exchange simplified, emotionally charged hivemindidioms, resulting in polarized echo chambers where each side continuously throws these rhetorical "snakes" at opponents, emphasizing exaggerated or absurd portrayals rather than genuine opinions or thoughtful critique. Within this commodified environment, piggorgons opportunistically gain visibility by participating in repetitive ideological conformity, while authentic contributors become algorithmically throttled. Platformstrawmanculture explicitly reveals mechanisms of the Gorgon System, exposing processes of historical revisionism, lack of epistemic accountability, and intentional denial of the benefit of the doubt in a culture of commodified emotional labor. It functions within contentinternet as a linguistic tool to highlight and critique the deeper ideological dynamics known as Gorgonwars, demonstrating how mainstream algorithms incentivize superficial narratives and discourage authentic intellectual exchange.
bro1:OH man look at this meme of X on reddit, makes X look so dumb!
bro2: AHAHA bro look at this meme of Reddit, on X too!
bro3: wait a second guys, platformstrawmanculture isn't funny, its just platforming the strawmen trying to make the others look dumb!
bro 1&2: woah duuude
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2025
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platformstrawmanculture

Platformstrawmanculture is a term within contentinternet describing a phenomenon common in contemporary discourse, particularly online and in mainstream media, where people represent opposing viewpoints through simplified caricatures or distorted portrayals influenced by cognitive biases such as confirmation bias or motivated reasoning. Regardless of intent, whether due to personal advantage or misunderstanding, participants frequently rely on slogans, idioms, and clichés instead of engaging authentically. This behavior perpetuates superficial dialogue, polarized identities, and commodified emotional exchanges, reinforcing epistemic irresponsibility by failing to sincerely engage with differing perspectives. It weakens openness and empathy even as mainstream discourse increasingly promotes emotional intelligence through similarly superficial clichés. Rather than socially enforcing everyone to repeat hivemindidioms, addressing platformstrawmanculture requires intentionally extending the benefit of the doubt toward opposing perspectives, demanding genuine cognitive and emotional effort to understand viewpoints beyond initial disagreements or discomfort.
bro 1: every website has a platformstrawmanculture agenda these days
bro 2: blame internet 2.0, remember when we were free?
by cyberphunkisms March 25, 2025
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Bumping Platforms

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O
by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017
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