platelist

A “platelist” is typically used in a work environment to represent a list of projects or even tasks.

Platelists are used for project planning purposes. A platelist can be thought of as a “todo list” or “backlog” of work that needs to be planned and accomplished.

We need to establish a platelist of work that needs to be completed in our department.

by DS2020 April 16, 2020

pilately

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.

Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

Platel

The combination of plastic and metal. As used in superhero uniforms.

There was a time when PLATEL armor was enough… not anymore.

by Spaceboy503.2 June 6, 2022

Platelets

Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.

"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022