Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Platapuss

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

Platapus

Some one that is just plain stupid.

That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.

by Melcabob April 2, 2009

duckbill platapus

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

plaidius

a poserish punk guy who wears lots of plaid safety-pinned together.

you can't go out with david, he's a total plaidius!

by zobo February 13, 2006