Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches

Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore

by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021

plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021

Planesexual

Someone with a sexual attraction to planes

Jim- how is no nut November goin?
Billy- because of my sexual attraction to planes, I failed it

Jim- so your planesexual

by Arandomoron November 1, 2021

plasexual

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)

nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.

by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021

Panasexual

When a person likes all genders. Basically "Gender Blind".
I.e.: Men, Women, Transgenders, Third Genders.

You like men and women, so you're bi?
No, I'm Gender Blind; So i'm panasexual.

by Mari33 March 29, 2011

Panasexual

Sexual attraction to all genders (Male,female,third gender) Transgender does not collide with this because transgenders are just female or male, not in between something

I'm panasexual, I don't care which gender my partner would belongs to.

by Fernando11 January 19, 2016