petaphile

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.

Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.

by Whitt March 13, 2007

petaphile

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA

1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?

by monkeylx1 January 15, 2008

Pedaphile

1. Somebody with an unhealthy interest in bicycles
2. A badly spelt pedophile

1. When I found those bike magazines under his bed I instantly knew he was a pedaphile
2. I can't spell so I always end up writing pedaphile.

by Aaerii June 30, 2009

pedaphile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedaphile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

pedaphile

a person with an obsession with children as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexally explicit photgraphs, moletsing children and exposing ones's genitalia to children.

Bob began taking nude pictures of the child next door and was then labeled as a pedaphile..

by Amanda October 19, 2003

Petaphil

when someone older than you, seems really nice and gives you money but really wants sexual relations with you.

god, that Petaphil keeps on calling me to play basketball but we all know he just wants a rimjob

by jh20s May 3, 2010

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011