pussymonger

One who hoardes and/or eats copious amounts of pussy.

Eamonn is such a pussymonger.

by sexmaniac6969 April 14, 2008

pissfinger

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.

"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."

by van der wal April 22, 2010

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.

"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020

pissmoppery

A mild term of insult for an act perpitrated by anyone showing disorganised, usless and pointless behaviour.

"I've never known/seen such pissmoppery"
Usually, the behaviour is unexplainably annoying and over complex when something basic and simple would have been OK
Usually applies to meaningless bureacracy, pointless behaviour of very drunk people, or shambolic sexual experiences etc

by Mysstress January 22, 2007

Pissfingering

The act of fingering a dickhole.

I.E. - "MY URETHRA LOOKED LIKE A BLOWN OUT CANOLLI, AFTER SHE GAVE ME A HELL'A PISSFINGERING ."

by Shonald the linguist August 22, 2019

Pišonger

A word we use for people with small dick or people who just give off small dick energy.

Person 1: His dick is literally so small!
Person 2: Oh no, dont tell me he has pišonger 😰

by šrafcigerisanje November 20, 2021