piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005

pisshand

1. The act of pissing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. Then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the piss. Then putting the item back without them noticing. When you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht you pissed on it and chant 'pisshand' at them

2. Old bristolian caretaker bastard who picks up rubbish with a pissed on grabber thing every day

1. Fuck maths, lets piss on Brians grabby thing, then call him a pisshand

2. What an old pisshand twat

by jamesh abdul April 3, 2007

piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 8, 2006

Pissard

Matthew Hubbard
Stickiest cunt ever
Smells like:
-Piss
-Vomit
-Shit

“Damn nikki shit face smells like pissard

by jsvssujdbdvshdshd December 11, 2019

Pisstard

When you piss and poop at the same time

Ava called me a pisstard!!! Can you believe her?!

by Pisstard person November 15, 2019

Pisstard

Midget discord egirl, usually hangs around more egirls and feens for skulls

Pisstard is pretty hot, unfunny as shit though.

by user810- June 27, 2022

Pisstard

A title earned by uncleanly people who don't wash their hands and leave droplets of urine on their clothes, the toilet seat, the toilet door knob, the light switch in the toilet and their hands.

I want my own place, there's a pisstard about.

by realname07890 July 29, 2023