Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.

a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*

by lordblunkey March 5, 2005

Cunting Piss Flaps

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina . Also enhances the word Cunt.

Shut your cunting piss flaps Sally!!!!

My ex-girlfriend had the biggest cunting piss flaps in the entire country.

Bobby Sue slipped And fell on her cunting piss flaps.

by John Misfit August 7, 2012

PISS FLAPS

Piss Flaps - Dangly Vaginal Lips

She had Piss Flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

by Jonno April 21, 2003

pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

Pissflap pancake

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.

There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.

by GregorTMS August 6, 2008

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by pax September 15, 2003