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wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.
I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!
by cahoimhe May 26, 2010
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Challenge pissing

If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you win.
Challenge pissing would be easier in space.
by unstoppable idiot January 12, 2009
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pissing time away

The act of intensely wasting time.
The term pissing, refers to wasting, as piss, is your body's waste fluid... Duh!
I seem to be quite the charm at pissing time away.
by Lexcen February 19, 2008
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off pissing

grr that guy is really off pissing!
by hollie. March 20, 2008
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pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
by Old Polecat January 15, 2009
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Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009
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shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018
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