piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021

Piss-up

A drinking session. A booze up.

Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.

Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

by hognoxious September 4, 2007

Piss-up

More commonly used in Australia; basically a social gathering or full-blown party intentionally to get drunk. Commonly associated with pisswrecked, pissed, wreckless, drunken, wrecked, fucked.

In the holidays, there was a massive-arse piss-up to celebrate no school. 'Twas well-sick :)

by *Dools* June 13, 2005

piss-up

to fuck up a girl

dude no 1: dude did you piss-up her
dude no 2: yah

by musherman November 21, 2009

piss up a rope

To do something useless.

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!

by Starchylde January 13, 2015

piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.

"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

piss up a rope

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.

"go piss up a rope, loser."

by charlie root June 9, 2003