There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
by Jimmythejerk May 19, 2018
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by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
Get the a pot to piss in mug.Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
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