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piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.
person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
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pixelsexual

someone who falls in love with an avatar without even seeing the persons face irl OR without even interacting with them
literally, they see a cool avatar and start simping for it.
"i heard kae is a pixelsexual."
"yeah she came out to me yesterday, told me she simped for some kids avatar."
by noturluvr October 31, 2021
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Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.
by James Almond December 13, 2008
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Persexual

Being attracted to personalities disregarding the person's genitals.
"I like him/her for his/her personality."
"You are so persexual."
by GreyFace August 21, 2011
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Pinesexual

When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.
She doesn't like boys because she's pinesexual.
by Pinenenenenene July 29, 2017
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Pipesexual

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.
Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."
by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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