crack pipe

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

by sideshow bub December 13, 2008

crack pipe

The crack-taking device that I hide in my collar.

I need some coke real bad... Lemme get my crack pipe.

by WyndX April 14, 2003

Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

crack pipe

my most prized posession

gotta peice(crack pipe)?
of course

by robijuli420 November 4, 2011

crack pipe

What is used to smoke crack-cocain out of. Small hole on botton and big hole on top where you put the crack.

like a tabacco pipe (bowl) but glass

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

crack pipe

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole

1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.

by John Salvatore July 3, 2005

crack pipe

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit

"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006