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a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022
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Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022
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Red Panty Night

A night meant for celebrating a special occasion; hence, your wife will wear her red fancy panties to bed you.

This is a term introduced by UFC Featherweight Champion Conor McGregor, who is a large Pay-Per-View draw and, in turn, a large pay day for whomever fights him (win or lose).
"I can make you rich. I change your bum life. You fight me, it's a celebration. When you sign to fight me, it's a celebration. You ring back home, you ring your wife. 'Baby, we've done it. We're rich, baby. Conor McGregor made us rich. Break out the red panties.'" - Connor McGregor

"I just got a raise! Now we can finally afford that Honeymoon in Paris that you've always wanted. It's a red panty night, baby."
by Tam.Burger April 16, 2016
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yellow nail polish pinky

The yellow nail polish pinky was a trend started on TikTok for lesbians to have a subtle way to spot each other in the wild and can be performed by painting one’s pinkies with yellow nail polish. There are other color pinkies for other sexualities.
“Do you see her yellow nail polish pinky? She’s definitely a lesbian.”
by sapphrog July 1, 2021
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Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022
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Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.
Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 4, 2016
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Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013
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