pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.

My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.

by Questor69 September 7, 2014

pinchsturbate

when someones pecker is so small they much pinch it to get any joy out of masturbation.

guy 1: hey do you masturbate? i heard its healthy.
guy 2: nah its too small, i just pinchsturbate.

by ChevyEquinox January 25, 2024