Pineapple Express

1. An extremely potent marijuana that is a cross breed between Pineapple Kush and Train Wreck. The

Dopest Dope ever smoked

2. The best movie ever.

Maaan, that Pineapple Express wrecked me. Good bud.

by TonsofFun327 July 23, 2009

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

pineapple express

a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.

I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.

by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Pineapple Express

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

by pillheadme February 7, 2009