Pineapple Express 

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

Pineapple Express by GetWrekt January 11, 2015

Pineapple Express 

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

Pineapple Express by newbrains December 6, 2010

Pineapple express 

This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!

Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

Pineapple express by Rancor444 June 9, 2011

pineapple express 

a type of marijuana so good it gets you high quickly.

I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.

pineapple express by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

Pineapple Express 

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

Pineapple Express by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Pineapple Express 

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

Pineapple Express by pillheadme February 7, 2009

pineapple express 

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

pineapple express by norcaldude707 October 16, 2008