still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

by jac-h May 12, 2011

pitching a cave

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

bridge pinch

Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation.

Waiter: "Our special tonight is the grouper sandwich."
Girl: "What is in it?"
Waiter: "Lettuce, tomato, various seasonings.."
Girl: "No, I mean...what makes it a grouper? Do I have to share it?"
Waiter: ....
Waiter: *bridge pinch*

by strawburry August 2, 2010

pinche baboso

Spanish slang for a really big dumb ass, idiot or fool.

Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.

by The fisheye August 4, 2017

fuck punching

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010