pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 12, 2005

pinch a loaf

take a shit

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

pinch a loaf

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

by B. Steed January 2, 2005

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter May 30, 2006

Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz August 11, 2005