juan el picante

An old monk who falls in wells, shatters glasses, and has a usual response of "OH!".

Abi: Good evening Juan
Juan El Picante: "OH!MAY THE LORD BE WITH YE!"

by myface~ August 27, 2009

picante elefante

the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.

gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.

i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.

by mpd24z February 4, 2008

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm

don pollos catchphrase

Don Pollo: "salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm" *phone ringing*

by Salamalecomalecosalam October 5, 2023

Picante Pedro

The Mexican cousin of the Hot Carl. While the end results are the same, the ingredients of the two are quite different, and thus these relatives are not to be confused. While the Hot Carl may be composed of any and all food groups, the Picante Pedro is more selective. The only acceptable items are refried beans, tortillas, salsa, guacamole, and rice. It's hard to test the authenticity of one when you are covered in cellophane, so one must take the word of the giver.

Shit, man, all I've eaten in the past three days is Taco Bell. Audrey asked me for a Hot Carl, but I was cocked and loaded for a Picante Pedro. So I delivered, and she got so pissed when I told her it was a Picante P. I told her "Shit, woman. At least I didn't give you a tinted window like Ben suggested."

by David B. Cool October 20, 2004

Y picante

A smart individual.

Jodan is such a y picante!
Sam is not much of an y picante.

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

Picante

Picante is the green power ranger in Power Rangers. He is also featured in another film. Bed, Breakfast, Murder: Picante the Green Power Ranger.

Hey Picante, are you ready to kick some ass?

by featherheadress April 28, 2010