pimptastic Share definition Flag 1. so badass that pimp isn't enough to describe its coolness. 2. an 8 year old kid eating cheese in a corner. 1. DAYUM THAT IS FREAKIN PIMPTASTIC 2. that its like sum weird unpimptastic fag right there pimptastic by Q.S.0080 ceo January 4, 2005 Get the pimptastic mug.