Pieing

Ignoring someone/ not replying back

Oi Eric stop pieing that girl that's trying to speak to you

by Lisa073627 February 27, 2017

Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

piping up

Getting stronger and more successful, particularly on your own with no help from anybody else.

"You really piping up on these niggas"

by preach414 May 26, 2018

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

j.pimping

Artist from Rhode island who lived in Florida for years.
Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow

His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.

Jim: what has j.pimping done?
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity

14 i was playing for keeps

15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash

by drippxngxld November 15, 2019