Pilcered

Pilcered - Adjective
To be in a relationship with someone that is in every way the best you will ever do and in most cases WAY out of your league

Marc: Dude, just marry her. You're already Larried anyway
Ariel: Drop it, I'm going to go eat lots of things
Marc: How the hell did you bag her? you're totally pilcered..

by binvacuagn November 1, 2010

pilcher

The best word in the world. Meaning good, rich, prosperious and awesome. When describing someone it is a high compement.

1) That person is so cool he could be a pilcher.

2) I wish I was a pilcher.

by none12125186512186173 June 11, 2006

pilsnered

To become intoxicated by drinking too much pilsner beer.

Paul and Chris went to Prague and got pilsnered.

by Chris Canuck December 31, 2019

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

Pilcher

A "Pilcher" is an archaic (very old) going back to 1600's in England to describe someone who is a worthless or insignificant person. The word is starting to come back into common use and can also describe someone who indirectly steal from their employer but not working...hiding out and sleeping, etc.

You got to keep your eye on Andy, he is one mean Pilcher.

by Sean Rose 1965 December 14, 2017

pilchard

A dumbass with redeeming qualities.

A pilchard is actually a fish: Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters.

The distinction here is that a pilchard is quite a stupid, inconsequential fish, but it is edible, so it has redeeming qualities.

You're quite the pilchard today aren't you?

by The Count of GQ January 17, 2008

Pilchard

The cute blue cat who belongs to Bob the Builder. Why she's blue, who knows - it's a cartoon.

Pilchard once took her food bowl all the way to Bob at the job site when he forgot to feed her.

by Kristo-Ham December 22, 2014