robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.

Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

plantification

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants

'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'

by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

Planticipate

When you merge your planned and anticipated outcome to propose/assume a super-end result.
If used in the negative it means your planned and anticipated outcome was nothing like you expected.

Sean: I knew we shouldn't have robbed the bank! That stupid trick lied to us!
Leroy: Sho ya right but yo a*s got away... I knew lock up would be rough... But what I didn't planticipate on was mofo's always asking me for 80 dollars.

by HBieber August 27, 2010