pigia

A morbidly obese female who is so extremely overweight that in order to sustain itself it must eat an entire troth of food and whatever gets too close to its face (ie. hands, adolescent children, scrotums, semen, and niggers). Its nose resembles that of an adult male pig. It is known to have sexual intercourse and relationships with male humans with small genitalia and smoke copious amounts of cannabis sativa. After intercourse the beast will discard of the small genitalia and proceed to devour both the heart and head of its victim, similar to the female mantis.

Shit, what a pigia!

by mythbustinanut June 6, 2011

Pignasium

Small multipurpose school or municipal building in a poor, backward, rural area used either for athletic purposes, or events and contests of local interest.

Hey Cletus, did you see Possum when you was up to the Pignasium?

Well it's Tuesday, so Possums prolly takin' his bath down t' the hogwaller. He best get back there soon, or he'll miss the lawn tractor pull contest before the running of the pigs.

by Mr. Surly June 6, 2015

Pagination

To place pages in sequential order because the author's poor Microsoft Office skills propelled the overall formatting into a interspersed and muddled mess of a document. Noun, verb, adjective.

"I am going to have to spend hours fixing the pagination of this report, the Table of Contents is all wrong." Karen told Stephanie.

"It is most certainly not to our standards." replied Stephanie.

by Wills McWilly Face September 6, 2019

paginate

The act of adding multiple pages to a news article.

This article is so damn long! It should have been paginated.

by haticK May 4, 2009

pgina

when a person has both a penis and a vagina.

Nurse: heres your thing.
Mom: Oh! look at its pgina!
Dad: I hope it doesnt make a baby on its own or turn out like Lady Gaga!

by Downsyndrome Donny March 8, 2011

Pegina

When a man has a very small penis, much like a large clitoris, thus looking like a cross between a penis and a vagina.

"Ewww, look at michael's penis, its so small it resembles a pegina!"

by Charlie7 July 13, 2009

Pagina

The Spanish word for "page".

Most people think that pagina is the same as vagina..... for shame.

by ZeusWeapon September 17, 2003