pie crust

The gunk in a woman's underwear.

Deanna needs to change her underwear because of all the pie crust in it.

by Jennifer February 23, 2004

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my wank.

by GOD 042078 November 8, 2008

Pie Crust

Back in the day when knockoff Keds were sold I gorcery stores near thins like Pie Crusts. This term is what the people, or trash, that buys them are catogorized as. Essentially it is TRASH!

Hi how are you... it dosen't matter, you are Pie Crust!

Why are you talking to me, you are Pie Crust.

by Grewvieguy June 29, 2004

pie crust promise

A promise, just like pie crust, that is easily made and easily broken.

Joe: Ay, you promised you would help me on my assignment
Chris: Dat was a pie crust promise so don't even trip.

by C.J.1216 March 6, 2008

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009