Picuke

When you try to type a response about someone sleeping in too long and your phone gives up on the autocorrect.

Me: (5 hours later) oh my God I actually slept in too long

Her: Long
Her: Omg
Her: FUCK I HATE THIE PICUKE.
Her: Phone

by MuddHubb November 16, 2022

dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).

Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I

by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

picutre

'Picutre' is what you get when you try to type the word 'picture' when you're not paying attention. It's a typo.

Hey hurry up send me the gallery mak esure you includeall the newer picutres.

by TychoWebster July 26, 2018

Picupper

Replacement for the word Drugs, because they usually make you feel Great!!

Weed is definitely a Picuppers, and doesn't Drag like a Drug

by C.B. DaGeneral December 26, 2018

picuntie

A bitch being a cunt that has taken it to the highest level of cuntiness.

"If that cunt bitch was a sauce she would be picuntie sauce! "

by ScottsbadAsh January 6, 2023

picuetano type beat

committing suicide

-1 like and i'll do a picuetano type beat
*likes its own tweet and proceeds to kill himself*

by Gromaffio Cheese July 16, 2021

picudo

A Mexican word for a gangsta (cholo) wanna-be, usually younger, a junior high student, who thinks he's all that.

Mire el picudo, ese. Se cree muy muy.

Look at that wanna-be, he thinks he's all that.

by Joe February 20, 2004