poncified

Blown out. Adding a few pounds to your frame. Heavier than normal.

Alfie, you look all poncified, blown out. You been eating the pies?

by billydickbags May 14, 2011

Poncified

To be over dressed 'as a ponce' especially if one is ordinarily rather conservative in dress. Applies mainly to men. Not a compliment but an observation, sometimes with negative connotations.
eg a man dressed in a suit and tie for a date or interview and wearing sftershave, when he normally dresses casually and is unshaven, is an example of someone who is 'poncified'.
See the film 'Alfie' starring Michael Caine, where the word is used.

Look at you all poncified. Where do you think you' re going? Buckingham Palace?

by HochmaMan December 8, 2009

pornified

the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;

Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well

by Sapioit August 4, 2015

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

pistified

to be completely angered AND mystified by other's actions or comments

I'm pistified by George Bush and Dick Cheney repeatably saying "stay the course".
I'm pistified by oil companies quarterly profits.
I'm pistified by (any) religion's grip on people who are otherwise intelligent and rational human beings.
Roommates who ask "what is the movie Snakes on a Plane about?"

by Joni Jean August 18, 2006

Pwnified

A very horrible RuneScape Private Server, Never play it, your life will be tormented by 12 year olds. Administrators are to
e-tough so dont mess with them.

Owned by SateSQL, coded by a 14 year old kid named linksbro, (SateSQL is 30+) Jeremy maybe is the only coolest guy on Pwnified, Many people suck up to administrators hoping to become staff.

Ipotyoudrop: All you administrators ever do is ban people but you want new members.

Pwn3d: Keep it up ipotyoudrop! Keep going!

Ipotyoudrop: We make up the private server, without us you staff have nothing to moderate!

SateSQL: Ok your banned.
Pwn3d: LLOLLOOLOWNED!@!!oone!!
Zipper: yaahahahaha all he did was flame me! rrrr we r tuff
Suck up1: Hahaaaaaa can I hve stff plzzz?
SateSQL: banned from pwnified!

by Pwni_Owned August 23, 2009

pornified

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.

Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified

by goodisfed April 4, 2023