''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.

im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard

by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 2, 2009

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...

him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

by sussyamogus12345 May 11, 2023

Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

pickled

To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.

What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009